Top 15 weird how-tos

How to:
1. stop toilet water from splashing on your buttocks (quite handy in public toilets, this one)
2. avoid pornography (for the Mormons, perhaps?)
3. make a fake contact lens using tears (???)
4. wiggle your small toe separately from the rest of your toes (will this make me smarter?)
5. wake up early from bed without an alarm time piece (aren't alarm clocks simply easier?)
6. convince people to go skinny-dipping (why not just rip off their clothes?)
7. exercise your headbanging muscles (warning: too much headbanging could cause brain damage)
8. pick items to put inside a purse (whatever happened to travelling light?)
9. change your whole personality (how sad is this?)
10. sit in a chair (why, for those who've never sat in one, of course!)
11. spot someone born in the year of the Snake (you would want to if you were born in the year of the Rooster or Ox)
12. be a nerd (and I would want to because??)
13. get other guys to stop staring at your pretty wife
14. get other guys to stop staring at your very pretty wife
15. weigh the costs of cheating on your wife (men, read and learn!)

Handpicked from Wikipedia's ehow.com site